Official Pitbull Fan Blog

octobra:

are captchas getting harder or am I slowly turning into a robot

greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

shouldnt:

I AM SO EXCITED TO WEAR SWEATERS AGAIN

karkaboo:

sorry friends i can’t go out this weekend because i’ll be at the gym all day

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your fav is problematic: bob the builder

flygoing:

he says he can fix it, but he never fixes a social issue or the economy.

Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker
real hacker: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in
real hacker: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
movie hacker: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
real hacker: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
movie hacker: Want me to break into the CIA next?
real hacker: I don't even think you should attempt to...
movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in

i feel like i should really like London Grammar but they just kind of bore me?  Like i don’t know.  She has a great voice but I just can’t get into the music

anselsrunner:

Does it freak anybody else out that Ansel Elgort’s dad used to look like Gibby from iCarly

anselsrunner:

Does it freak anybody else out that Ansel Elgort’s dad used to look like Gibby from iCarly